Harper: So… you love me, huh?

Rommie: I said I love you in my own way. And I can't believe you sneaked into my memory files.

Harper: Just making sure the insane freak of the week didn't make any moves on my girl.

Rommie: *raised eyebrow* Your girl?

Harper: Uhm… well… I built you, and you love me, and…

Rommie: Yes, I know. You want to perform the connective act with me.

Harper: *wince* The 'connective act'? Ick.

Rommie: You don't want to perf…

Harper: Stop! Don't say it again. Call it making love, or doing the horizontal tango. Hell, call it bumpin' uglies. Just don't call it 'the connective act'.

Rommie: Calling it one thing or another doesn't change what it is.

Harper: Calling it that will change a guy's mind about whether or not he wants to do it with you.

Rommie: *smug grin*