"Oh crap, boarding parties again.  Why do I always end up UURRKkkk…"

*BLAM*

"Thanks Tyr, I think that one was trying to rip my head off."

"Perhaps she'd heard one of your chat up lines."

"That's female?  Tentacles aren't really my thing."

~

"What are you doing in my quarters, boy?"

"The maintenance sensors said the thermostat on your shower was starting to fail, so I fixed it."

"Don't you have better things to do?"

"Nah, slow day."

~

"Wow, is that chocolate ice cream?"

"Yes, would you like some?"

"Holy shit, Tyr, that's my number one favourite anything!  You don't mind sharing?"

"I bought too much."

~

"I can tweak that gun so it loads faster."

"This is a very expensive and lethal piece of equipment, Harper."

"I know.  Don't worry, I'll be gentle with your big gun."

~

"So Tyr, do you think Dylan and Beka are doing it?"

"I doubt it, Beka is attracted to me."

"Nah, you're not stupid enough for her.  But don't feel bad, neither am I."

"Dylan isn't stupid either."

"Nope, but he can do stupid, particularly if it means he can score chicks."

*snickering*

~

"So, you're leaving, huh?"

"Yes."

"I always though we'd…"

"So did I.  You could come with me."

"I can't, Tyr.  I don't think I'd be compatible with your new life.

"Perhaps not."

"Are you leaving right now?"

"I don't have a fixed timetable."

"Want a proper send off?"

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