Harper Baby 
(to the tune of Santa Baby)
 

Harper baby, switch the grav to five G, for me.
I've been an awful good girl,
Harper baby, and hurry down the slipstream tonight.

Harper baby, a heavy-canon too, light blue.
Build it fast, would you dear,
Harper baby, and hurry down the slipstream tonight.

Think of the battles I've fought,
Think of all the bad guys I haven't caught,
Next year I could be so dangerous,
Look at all the parts I've bought,
Boo doo bee doo. [background]

Harper honey, I wanna PSP,
To blow up Magog, you see,
I've been an angel all year,
Harper baby, and hurry down the slipstream tonight.

Harper cutie, there's one thing that I really need, the deed.
To a moon of plastique,
Harper cutie, and hurry down the slipstream tonight.

Harper baby, fill my tubes with missles, and bombs.
I'll be your domme if you do,
Harper baby, and hurry down the Slipstream tonight.

Come and trim my Slipstream drive,
With exotic matter, type number five,
I really do believe in you,
Let's see if you believe in me,
Boo doo bee doo. [background]

Harper baby, forgot to mention one little fact, a tess'ract.
I don't mean to the past,
Harper baby, and hurry down the slipstream tonight,
Hurry down the slipstream tonight,
Hurry down the slipstream toniiiiiiight. 

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