Title: Harper Woke Up... FAIRY!
Author: Moonloon
Rating: R
Website: Amused and Abused
E-mail: maryavatar

Rhade could hear Harper running down the corridor screaming, so he opened his door and stepped out.

"No no nonono! This isn't happening!" Harper wailed.

Harper had wings. They were a little stubby, and a little garish, but somehow they looked right. And how having blue and purple wings sprouting out of your back could look 'right' was a mystery. "Harper, you have wings."

Harper looked up and glared. "Of course I have fucking wings! I'm a fucking... fairy ."

Rhade tried very hard to be stoic. And failed spectacularly.

"Are you laughing at me? Because now that the family curse has kicked in, I can cream your Uber ass." Harper stuck his hand down the front of his pants and rummaged around. "I know it's in here somewhere... ah-ha!" He pulled out a slightly bent magic wand and waved it menacingly.

"Aren't fairies supposed to be gentle flower-loving creatures?"

Harper snorted. "Shyeah... right ."

"Don't they grant wishes?"

"Not necessarily."

Rhade could tell when Harper was lying. It wasn't hard, since Harper tended to lie most of the time, but this was a big lie: Harper looked shifty and nervous. Rhade grinned. "I wish I had..."

"Nooooo!" Harper yelled.

"... my perfect mate in front of me."

There was a soundless explosion, and Rhade found himself lying on the deck-plates, covered in rainbow coloured glitter. "What the..." He was interrupted by a very feminine moan from the other end of the corridor. Rhade said a mental 'hot damn, a woman!' and rushed over.

Lying in the glitter was Harper. Only now Harper was...

"Harper, you have breasts!"

Harper glared. "Of course I have fucking breasts. I'm a fucking... girl . Thanks to you."

"You're my perfect mate?" Rhade helped Harper up. His... er her wings were now a much more tasteful pale lilac with lavender accents.

"Apparently."

"Hmmm, why don't we get you cleaned up? That glitter must be a little uncomfortable."

Harper eyed Rhade. "Uh... okay."

"My quarters are right over here."

Harper waved his... her wand in Rhade's face. "Don't even think about getting fresh. Just because I've got girl-parts now, doesn't mean I intend to use them."

Rhade sighed. "I wish you did."

There was another soundless explosion, and another layer of glitter landed on the deck-plates.