My Favourite Things (A Tyr Filk, God help us all) 
  
Novas on Dragans and exploding Magog 
Getting wives pregnant and my morning jog 
Cute little kludges all tied up with strings 
These are a few of my favorite things 
  
Tight leather pants and cold chainmail vests 
Handguns and huge guns and girls with large breasts 
Strange little mudfoots who moon fighter wings 
These are a few of my favorite things 
  
Girls in white dresses and boys in loud shirts 
Laughing at Harper, who's cute when he flirts 
Blow jobs in ductpipes and secret flings 
These are a few of my favorite things 
  
When the Magog bites 
When the Than stings 
When I'm feeling sad 
I simply remember my favorite things 
And then I don't feel so bad 
  
(Repeat all verses) 

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