Rhymes Gone Wrong

Little Miss Trance

Little Miss Trance sat on a force-lance,

Eating her curds and whey.

Along came the captain,

saw the force-lance retractin’,

stripped naked and joined in to play.

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The Magog’s Picnic

If you go down the slipstream today you’re in for a big surprise.

If you go down the slipstream today you’d better go in disguise.

For every ‘gog that ever there was has gathered there together because:

Today’s the day the Universe gets it’s ass kicked.

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Dylan the Captain

Dylan the captain sat in his chair,

Dylan the captain was totally bare.

All the hot ladies and all the hot men

Cried ‘Shag me my captain’ again and again.

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Beka and Tyr went to the Maru

To spank the rest of the crew.

Beka finally came

and Tyr did the same.

Harper and Trance?

Well they started anew.

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Simple Seamus

Simple Seamus was quite shameless

going to the fair.

Said Simple Seamus to the hostess

‘You’ve got a lovely pair’.