"So this is the Tardis?"  Harper asked, his eyes alight.  "Bigger on the inside than the outside, how cool is that?"

"It doesn't matter how cool it is," Turlough said.  "You're here for the buggering, not the engineering."

Harper had his hand on his tool belt, unsure whether to take it off, or grab a diagnostic tool.  "But… shiny tech!"

Turlough rolled his eyes.  "Come here and I'll let you play with my sonic screwdriver."

Harper winced.  "That's worse than Dylan's forcelance line."

"Sorry." Turlough rebuttoned his shirt.

"Hey!"  Harper batted his hands away.  "I didn't say it didn't work."