| I apologize in advance for this, it was written in a moment of weakness.
My only excuse for inflicting it on the world at large is...actually I
have no excuse, I guess I’m just a bad person.
This is sung to ‘Annoying Advertising Jingle #1. Y’know, imagine dancing
bathroom cleaner or fifties housewife getting orgasmic about really
white net curtains.
THE SPARKY COLA BLOW JOB SONG By Mandy Green
Spar-ky Co-la, it tastes so sweet, when I’m suckin’ my salty treat. Sweet soda and a salty snack, that’s what I want when I attack.
Have a Spar-ky Co-la blow job. You’ll love it fizzin’ around your knob. Have a Spar-ky Co-la blow job. Hot and cold swirling in my gob.
Drop your pants you sexy man, while I take a mouthful from this can. I want to feel you wriggle and squirm, As my sparklin’ tongue makes you all firm.
Have a Spar-ky Co-la blow job. You’ll love it fizzin’ around your knob. Have a Spar-ky Co-la blow job. Hot and cold swirling in my gob.
Lie back and let out a groan, as it tickles and burns across your dome. The caffeine kick keeps me up all night, OH BOY! Am I gonna do you right!
Have a Spar-ky Co-la blow job. You’ll love it fizzin’ around your knob. Have a Spar-ky Co-la blow job. Hot and cold swirling in my gob.
Have a Spar-ky Co-la blow job. You’ll love me lickin’ it over your knob. Have a Spar-ky Co-la blow job. Good and evil are livin’ in my gob
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