I apologize in advance for this, it was written in a moment of weakness. My only excuse for inflicting it on the world at large is...actually I have no excuse, I guess I’m just a bad person.

This is sung to ‘Annoying Advertising Jingle #1. Y’know, imagine dancing bathroom cleaner or fifties housewife getting orgasmic about really white net curtains.
 
 

THE SPARKY COLA BLOW JOB SONG

By Mandy Green
 

Spar-ky Co-la, it tastes so sweet,

when I’m suckin’ my salty treat.

Sweet soda and a salty snack,

that’s what I want when I attack.
 

  Have a Spar-ky Co-la blow job.

  You’ll love it fizzin’ around your knob.

  Have a Spar-ky Co-la blow job.

  Hot and cold swirling in my gob.
 

Drop your pants you sexy man,

while I take a mouthful from this can.

I want to feel you wriggle and squirm,

As my sparklin’ tongue makes you all firm.
 

  Have a Spar-ky Co-la blow job.

  You’ll love it fizzin’ around your knob.

  Have a Spar-ky Co-la blow job.

  Hot and cold swirling in my gob.
 

Lie back and let out a groan,

as it tickles and burns across your dome.

The caffeine kick keeps me up all night,

OH BOY! Am I gonna do you right!
 

  Have a Spar-ky Co-la blow job.

  You’ll love it fizzin’ around your knob.

  Have a Spar-ky Co-la blow job.

  Hot and cold swirling in my gob.
 

  Have a Spar-ky Co-la blow job.

  You’ll love me lickin’ it over your knob.

  Have a Spar-ky Co-la blow job.

  Good and evil are livin’ in my gob

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