*THUMP*  Harper landed on Andrew's rug.

"You're not a sex demon!" Andrew said, jumping back.

"What the fu… oh crap, not again."  Harper stood up and started taking off his clothes.

"Oh.  You are a sex demon."

"Nuh uh; look up."

Andrew looked up, blinking.  "What's that?"

"It's a disclaimer.  It means we have to have sex now."  Harper was down to his boxers.

"The Powers That Be want us to have sex?"

"Well, if by 'Powers' you mean a sexually frustrated housewife, then yeah.  Pretty much."

Andrew thought about it for a moment, then pulled off his shirt.  "'K."