The wonderful thing about Hobbits,
is Hobbits are wonderful things.
Their tops are sturdy and capable,
Their bottoms are pouty, with rings.

They're humpy, dumpy, rumpy, pumpy
Fun fun fun fun fun!
But the most wonderful thing about Hobbits 
is two for the price of one!

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