Neil rolled over in bed. "Hey Kurt, your ears are kinda... pointy."

Kurt opened one eye. "I'd noticed."

"Is that a genetic thing, or some sort of unfortunate Mr Spock emulation?"

Kurt chuckled slightly. "Genetic: it's part of my elven heritage."

Neil traced the curve of ear with a fingertip. "Yeah, ha ha."

Kurt sat up and sighed. "No, honestly. There aren't that many of us left, so we try to blend in."

"Wow. Any other stuff that's part of your heritage?"

Kurt rolled on top of Neil. "We can suck a golf ball through twenty feet of garden hose."

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