Me: No shit, Sherlock.

D: You’re spending too much time writing about Hobbits and aliens.  Stick to humans.

M: Like you and Harper?

D: Uh… I didn’t say that.

M: Of course not, you’re a reluctant muse, aren’t you?

D: Yes.  Absolutely.

M: Funny that… you’re a reluctant muse, but you never actually say no and walk away, do you?

D: Errr, that would be rude.

M: Yeah, you fuck Harper because it’s the polite thing to do?

D: You’re a real bitch when you’re in a bad mood.

M: Suck it up, Captain Horn-dog.