Me: Whaaaa!

R: nice to see a reaction for once.  You know you’ve completely ruined all the men around here?  They’re all gay!

M: Don’t you think you should go put on a sweater or something?

R: Not really.

M: You’re making me feel very inadequate, and I write your sex scenes you know.

R: Pfft!  Like you’ve written any recently?

M: Um… I wrote… uh…

R: The last one I appeared in naked was that spanking femslash fic, and that was months ago.

M: Okay, I’m sorry, go put some clothes on.  I’ll write something!

R: And I want cock this time!  No girly stuff.  I want a big slab of man meat.

Slut!Harper: Did I hear someone call?

R: Shut up, you’re a tiny slab of bottom slut.

H: Hey!

M: How about Trance and a strap on?

H: Oh yeah, baby!

M: I was talking to Rommie!

R: Trance never warms those things up properly.

M: Beka and a strap-on?  I haven’t done femslash for a while. 

H: How about Beka and a strap-on, naked!Rommie and me?

R: Just because I’m a muse and not an avatar, doesn’t mean I can’t zap you with my internal defences.

M: You installed internal defences in my study?

R: Yes, now get writing!

M: Yes ma’am