Me: Nothing wrong with drabbles. They're a very disciplined writing form.

H: Which is what scares me. You and discipline usually mean the contents of that big black bag in the bedroom, not obeying rules.

M: I can obey rules.

H: This is because you're a moderator now, isn't it?

naked!Rommie muse: No, it's because she's putting off doing the shipgasm fic.

H: Shipgasms? Woohoo! Do I get to jack in while this happens?

M: Depends on whether or not you behave yourself.

H: Look at me here, all angelic.

R: Get your hand off my crotch, you little weasel!

H: Sorry, was that you? I thought it was an um... kitty.

M: *snerk* close.

R: She doesn't have a 'kitty'.

M: Actually I do. One of the Hobbits pissed off the seductive!Snape muse. It wasn't pretty: there was fur and lube everywhere.

H: *wince* So that's what happened to the spare bedroom, I was wondering.

M: Spare bedroom?

H: Uh oh, you didn't hear about that from me.

M: *in the distance* Arrgh! What the fuck is this? Is this Warg fur?

R: *sigh* This isn't getting my shipgasm fic done. I'm so bored.

H: Ahem?

R: Not that bored.