Me: Well, what?

H: You watched ‘Belly of the Beast’, didn’t you?

M: Yup.  Not bad.

H: Not bad!  I got bounced all over the place.  The plot bunnies should be spawning like mad.

M: Yeah, kinda.

H: So why haven’t you written anything yet?

M: I’m working on other projects right now.

H: You know you’re never going to get the SeaQuest stuff finished before midnight.  Why not just concede defeat and write about me being fucked into the deck plates by Dylan and Tyr.  And Rommie.

M: *raises eyebrows*

H: Actually, now I come to think about it, being the meat in a Beka/Trance sandwich sounds nice too. 

M: You have no discrimination at all, do you?

H: Nope, and proud of it.

Reluctant!Dylan Muse: Yeah, you should have seen what he was doing with the Methos muse last week.

M: Methos muse?  I didn’t know I had a Methos muse.

D: Yeah, he turned up after the Methos/Drusilla plot bunny of Viridian5’s.

M: Crap, I have to stop reading her LJ.

H: Yeah, maybe then you’d get around to actually writing something.

M: I wrote you doing things to Trance last night,

H: Whoop-de-doo.  Three paragraphs and then you got distracted by #slipstream chat.

M: Hey, that was a very productive chat.  I got three submissions because of plot bunny discussions.

D: Ooooh, yeah…

H:  What!?  Dylan got nookie and I didn’t?  That’s not right.

M: It wasn’t exactly nookie.

D: *dreamily*  Dom-Rommie…

H: *pout*

D: Ooooh, isn’t he adorable when he does that?

M: Okay, I cave.  Dylan, you go get the custard, I’ll see if pouty!Tyr wants to play.