Pouty!Tyr muse: Nothing.  You’re working on a story about Harper and I, and pondering another one.  Why would I annoy you now?. 

M: Because that’s what you do?

T: *feral grin*

M: Oh that’s reassuring.  Where’s slut!Harper anyway?

T: You wrote an Iolaus snipped yesterday, didn’t you?

M: No.  Wait… that evil crossover idea?

T: Yes, the one that I wasn’t in.

M: I put you in most of my stuff, stop whining.

T: I do not whine.

M: Suuuure.  So what does that snippet have to do with slut!Harper vanishing?

T: Hmmm, let’s see… that snippet brings the total of Iolaus bunnies to two.  You know what happens when two bunnies rub together?

M: Oh crap

T: Yes, you have a shiny new Iolaus muse.

M: Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap.

T: Not that he’s shiny and new any more.  Heavily soiled would be more appropriate.

M: You’re enjoying this aren’t you?

T: The last I saw, he and Harper had discovered the joys of flavoured massage oil on the dining table….