Slut!Harper muse: When was the last time you wrote me having sex?

M: Uurrr…

H: It’s been weeks!  Even you’ve had sex more recently than me!

M: Calm down, it’s not that bad.

H: *gritting teeth*  I’m a slut muse.  I need sex constantly or I disappear in a puff of unrequited hormones.

M: Really?  Wow!

H: Please write a sex scene.  Please…

M: Hmmm.  While the peace and quiet of a slut-free house is tempting, I don’t really want pouty!Tyr and reluctant!Dylan to have to resort to doing each other…

H: Oh thank God!  Wait… you caved too easily.  What are you planning?

M: Remember that shaving challenge on the AU mailing list?

H: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!