Slut!Harper muse: You shaved me!

M: Technically, Tyr shaved you.

Pouty!Tyr: Premature ejaculation?

M: You wanted sex, you got sex.  Then you got quality shower time.  I don’t see the problem.

T: Premature ejaculation?

H: Do you have any idea how much the regrowth itches?

M: Hell-o!  Female here… do the words ‘bikini line’ ring any bells?

H: I had way more hair than that, and now it’s all growing back.  *scratches*

M: Classy, very classy.

H: It itches…

M: Don’t whine.  And don’t scratch yourself with that!

H: What the Hell is it anyway?

M: UG’s cricket trophy.

H: Heh, the little bat-wielding guy has a smile on his face.  I think he likes it down there.

M: Don’t you dare!

T: Premature ejaculation?

H: *scratches some more*

M: Fine!  I’m going to write Smallville slash for the rest of the month.

H: *goes pale* But… there’s no cute blonde slut puppy!

M: Nope, but there’s Lex: the cool cynical guy, who’s motives are unclear.

H: Damn, the anti-slut.  I know what happens when you get the hots for the top, instead of the bottom…

M: Yup, I shall be in an advanced state of lust mush for a while.  Don’t call me, I’ll call you.

H: Tyr… Do something.

T: Premature ejaculation?