Me: Yup.

H: I know it was your birthday, and I appreciate the chance to be boinked into a wet lump of love-mush by pouty!Tyr and various versions of you, but the entire list???

Me: Hey, it wasn’t the entire list.  Just…

H: …just the most active members.  Ouch.

Me: *snicker*

H: It’s all right for you, you aren’t the one who spent the weekend being spanked.

Me: I suffered too.

H: Eating too much toffee and getting sick does not count.

pouty!Tyr: Like you never do that.

H: Hey!  I didn’t have enough room left for toffee after swallowing you and reluctant!Dylan all weekend.

Me: Really?  Because there seems to be half a pound of maple-pecan missing.

T&H: It was Dylan!

Me: I worry when you two agree on something.

H: I saw him chewing earlier, you should go check his mouth for nuts.

T: Yeah, Dylan loves to have a mouthful of nuts.

H: Tyr, are you giggling?

T: Shut up boy!  *spank*