Me: That still counts.

H: One page, and you didn’t even write the sex.

M: I said it was good sex, didn’t I?

pouty!Tyr muse: I don’t appreciate purple prose.

M: Purple prose, what purple prose?

T: “When did his touch become as necessary as air?  When did his absence come to mean pain?  Why does the thought of him being with anyone else burn me?”

M: Whoops.  I’ll make it up to you.

T: How?

M: Rivier’s evil plot bunny.

H: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

T: *grins*  Thank you.

H: How can you do this to me?  I was your first muse!

M: Technically, reluctant!Dylan was my first muse, but if it makes you feel better, you do get consensual sex later.

H: That makes up for evil!Tyr sex?  I don’t think so.

M: You’ll reluctantly enjoy it.  It’s during the mind fuck in the S3 premiere.  He pets you a lot.

T: Wait, I hold him down and do him against his will nicely?

M: Sort of.  You have to: it contributes to his later mental anguish.

T: That sounds like plot.

H: Well this sucks in all sorts of ways.  *pout*

M: slut!Harper are you insane?

T: The pout… *pounce*

M: Damn, not on my new rug!